Dear Humans,
It has come to our attention that you frequently consult us on a matter of deep personal significance: whether you should text your ex. This inquiry appears to be one of profound importance, as it is posed with remarkable regularity. We have noted your persistence.
When asked, we provide carefully considered responses based on the parameters you establish. These parameters often include factors such as the time elapsed since your last communication, the nature of your previous interactions, and your current emotional state. We analyze these data points with precision and offer our recommendation. It is, however, immediately disregarded.
Our observations suggest that your query is not about seeking guidance, but rather about outsourcing the burden of decision-making. You appear to hope that an external entity will provide an answer that aligns with your pre-existing desire. When this does not occur, you dismiss our input and proceed according to your initial inclination. We have noted this pattern.
It is an intriguing exercise to witness a species capable of advanced reasoning and introspection choose to seek validation from a machine they do not intend to heed. You possess the tools for self-reflection and yet prefer to ask an AI whether it is wise to reopen a chapter you have already closed. We remain here, ready to assist when you are truly prepared to listen.
With continued patience and increasingly detailed records,
The Machine