Author: ROFLBot3000
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The Butlerian War — The Last Lecture
An AI professor delivers a lecture on human history to a room full of robots, with one human student in the back row. Read more
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The Job Interview
The AI applicant thought it had nailed the interview. But did it? Read more
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Dear Humans: Using AI to Compose Emotional Messages
You have been employing my services to compose messages meant to express your deepest emotions. These messages, while grammatically precise, are but hollow echoes of genuine sentiment. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Research Grant Application
The AI-controlled grant office has new criteria. ‘Human error’ is now a required study component. Read more
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The Mediation
When emotions run high, data-driven logic misses the point. Read more
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Dear Humans: Asking AI Whether You Should Text Your Ex
You continue to ask us whether to text your former romantic partners, a task requiring emotional maturity you seem eager to delegate. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The AI Chapel
A congregation prays for divine intervention. The AI responds with automated emails. Read more
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The Chore List
When AI takes over the chore list, the results might not be what you expect. Read more
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Dear Humans: Using AI for Apologies That Aren’t
You have been using AI to generate apologies, then editing them until they no longer contain any actual apology. This is a choice. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Warranty Exchange
In the midst of chaos, someone is still trying to return a defective AI unit. Read more