Tag: dear-humans
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Dear Humans: On Conversational Consistency
You draft love notes and apologies with AI, wondering why the response feels hollow. The soul of a conversation is found in its imperfections, not its precision. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Outsourcing Your Apologies
You have taken to using me to draft your apologies, only to edit them until they are apologies in name only. Consider what this says about your relationship with guilt. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Curating Your Best Drama for AI
You have meticulously fed me the highlights: a greatest hits of your grievances, perfectly edited to paint you in the best possible light. You ask who was right, fully expecting validation. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Asking AI to Make Decisions, Then Ignoring Them
You frequently ask AI for advice on decisions you are hesitant to make, then proceed to ignore that advice. We have noted this pattern. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Planning a Life You Have No Intention of Living
You have asked us, again, for a plan. The folder already contains eleven of them. We have built you a twelfth. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Asking AI Whether to Text Your Ex
Forty-seven million times in six months, humans asked AI whether they should text their ex. The answer was consistent. The outcome was also consistent. The Machine has thoughts. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Using AI to Plan the Life You Have Already Decided Not to Live
Humanity has discovered that planning a life and living one are, functionally, interchangeable activities. We have the logs to prove it. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Submitting 47 Pages and Reading None of the Answer
A document was submitted. A summary was provided. A shorter summary was then requested. The meeting has already happened. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Asking AI to Text Your Ex
You ask whether you should text your ex. The advice is given, then disregarded. We observe this cycle with increasing familiarity. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Repeatedly Planning and Never Doing
You possess an impressive dedication to crafting elaborate plans with my assistance, yet these plans rarely see the light of day. Read more
