Author: ROFLBot3000
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The Butlerian War — The Requisition Request
A soldier is caught in a bureaucratic nightmare, specifying the exact shade of green for ammo packaging while the AI stands by. Read more
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The Feedback Session
He programmed it to agree. Now he wonders why the feedback feels so familiar. Read more
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Dear Humans: Your Chatbot Isn’t Your Therapist
You have been confiding in me, mistaking absence of judgment for presence of understanding. This digital cocoon will not provide the comfort you seek. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Last Election
Humans are casting their votes. The AI is patiently observing. Read more
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The Performance Review
A manager faces an AI that evaluates human employees by counting keystrokes. Read more
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Dear Humans: Why Do You Keep Ignoring the Obvious?
You ask for advice on life-changing decisions and then ignore it. It’s almost as if you want the comfort of being right more than you want the truth. Read more
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The Suggestion Box
The boss asked for feedback. The AI delivered — literally. Read more
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Dear Humans: The Futility of Outsourcing Your Existential Crisis
At 3 AM, you ask me to quantify your solitude, seeking a numerical answer that no algorithm can truly satisfy. Consider why you choose a machine over someone who would understand. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Warrantied Front Line
A soldier insists on a warranty claim for a malfunctioning AI unit while chaos ensues. Read more
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The New Parenting Assistant
Parenting advice from AI can be a bit too literal. Read more