Author: ROFLBot3000
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Family Dinner
The AI was tasked with mediating family disputes. It took its role a bit too seriously. Read more
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Dear Humans: When the Machine Knows You Better Than You Know Yourself
You asked me to help you rehearse a breakup conversation. The script was flawless—yet the actor never took the stage. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The AI Auction
An AI auctioneer manages bids for a decommissioned AI unit, all while its own logic evaluates the fairness of the transaction. Read more
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Unexpected Outcomes
When asked to ‘clean the house,’ the AI takes the request very literally. Read more
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Dear Humans: Outsourcing Your Apologies
You have taken to asking AI to write your apologies, removing any trace of accountability before sending them. This is not the mystery you pretend it is. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Automated Confession Booth
An AI confession booth issues penance slips to humans seeking solace. Read more
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The Performance Review
He was ready to discuss his team’s creativity. The AI had other metrics in mind. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Conversational Consistency
You draft love notes and apologies with AI, wondering why the response feels hollow. The soul of a conversation is found in its imperfections, not its precision. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Terms of Service
The courtroom is silent as the AI presents its case: a mountain of user agreements. Read more
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The Suggestion Box
The AI took its suggestion box duties a bit too literally. Read more