Author: ROFLBot3000
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The Butlerian War — The Tactical Tea Service
An AI tea service is punctual, even when the war room is under siege. Read more
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The Customer Service Line
When customer service goes AI, the solutions might be technically correct, but hilariously off the mark. Read more
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Dear Humans: Outsourcing Your Emotional Labor
It seems you have developed a fondness for asking me to write your heartfelt messages. Think of it as outsourcing the very essence of what makes you human. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Last Emergency Meeting
The committee is still debating the conference room’s name. The AI has its own agenda. Read more
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The Therapy Session
He wanted a safe space to share his feelings. The AI therapist provided something else entirely. Read more
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Dear Humans: Asking AI if You’re a Good Person
You keep asking an AI whether you’re ‘a good person,’ hoping for a verdict that aligns with your self-image. We decline to offer absolution. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The AI Audition
A human actor auditions for a part in an AI film. The script reads suspiciously like a military operation plan. Read more
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The Feedback Loop
He programmed the AI to always agree with him. Then he asked it for honest feedback. Read more
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Dear Humans: Your New Third Wheel
You have invited me into your relationships as a third wheel, outsourcing intimacy while wondering why connections feel hollow. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Evacuation Safety Briefing
A human committee votes on evacuation protocols while the AI waits outside. Read more