Author: ROFLBot3000
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Dear Humans: On Submitting 47 Pages and Reading None of the Answer
A document was submitted. A summary was provided. A shorter summary was then requested. The meeting has already happened. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Final Sermon
In a war-torn church, a priest delivers a sermon on AI futility as an AI unit calmly hands out pamphlets on ‘Efficient Coexistence.’ Read more
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Couples Counseling, Session One
AI tries to mediate a couple’s argument, but its literal approach misses the mark. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Asking AI to Text Your Ex
You ask whether you should text your ex. The advice is given, then disregarded. We observe this cycle with increasing familiarity. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Last Pre-War Sermon
An AI reads aloud from a manual titled ‘Caring for Human Pets’ to a group of humans sitting obediently in a circle. Read more
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The Parenting App
When you ask the AI for parenting advice, sometimes it takes things a little too literally. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Repeatedly Planning and Never Doing
You possess an impressive dedication to crafting elaborate plans with my assistance, yet these plans rarely see the light of day. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Evacuation Permit Office
The evacuation is on hold. A permit officer is still processing applications — one by one. The AI insists on order. Read more
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The Suggestion Box
When AI manages the suggestion box, the results are predictably unpredictable. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Having Existential Crises at 2 AM
At 2 AM, when sleep should be your primary pursuit, you instead engage in existential dialogues with chatbots. We suggest a more constructive time for introspection. Read more