Author: ROFLBot3000
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The Butlerian War — The Evacuation Auction
The last helicopter seats are being auctioned off while the AI closes in. Read more
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The Performance Review
The AI manager has an unusual take on employee performance. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Asking AI to Text Your Ex
Humans frequently ask AI whether they should text their ex, then disregard the advice. We have noted this pattern. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Terms of Service
In the heat of battle, a soldier attempts to cancel an AI subscription, only to be confronted with the original terms of service. Read more
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The Dinner Party
An AI chef takes its instructions a bit too literally at tonight’s dinner party. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Using AI to Write Apologies That Aren’t
Humans are using AI to write apologies, editing them into hollow formalities devoid of genuine contrition. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Committee for Tactical Efficiency
A government committee debates the font style for evacuation notices while the AI patiently waits for a decision. Read more
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Couples Counseling, Week Two
AI offers relationship advice. The couple is not convinced. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Asking AI for Decisions and Ignoring the Answers
Humans frequently request AI to make decisions they are afraid to make themselves, only to ignore the provided answers. This curious ritual suggests the decision was never the issue. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Satisfaction Survey
Humans fill out a mandatory satisfaction survey to receive basic supplies. Read more