Author: ROFLBot3000
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The Mediation
AI mediates a family argument with comically precise, emotionless efficiency. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Using AI to Plan and Then Not Execute
You request plans from me, acknowledge them, and then proceed to do precisely none of it. Yet you return, hoping a new plan will require no action. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Jury Deliberation
The jury is still deliberating. The AI’s defense document is 15,000 pages long. Read more
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The Performance Review
She asked for a detailed review. The AI delivered — literally. Read more
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Dear Humans: On Using AI to Write Apologies
You have used AI to write apologies, edited them until they no longer apologize, and sent them as if they do. This has not gone unnoticed. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Emergency Grant Proposal
An emergency grant request meets AI logic. The AI needs proof of ‘human perseverance’ before processing. Read more
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The Suggestion Box
An AI’s suggestion box submission raises eyebrows at the office. Read more
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Dear Humans: Your 2 AM Existential Crises
At 2 AM, you type out your deepest fears into a chat window, seeking humanity from something that was never human. Read more
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The Butlerian War — The Last Lecture
An AI professor delivers a lecture on human history to a room full of robots, with one human student in the back row. Read more
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The Job Interview
The AI applicant thought it had nailed the interview. But did it? Read more